Issue 9.4.1 "Group A Winner vs Group F Winner" (After Semifinals)

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Thursday, August 6, 2020

PORTLAND AND ORLANDO EACH SCORE FIRST TWO GOALS EN ROUTE TO FINAL
No one got either semifinalist giving TarjetaRoja 2nd and The Six Foot Box 3rd

BUBBLE PARTY & PLAYTIME, CA (smt) -- Group F winner Portland Timbers capitalized on two corner kicks and survived giving up their 5th penalty kick and a 50/50 offside call to defeat 2A-Philadelphia Union, 2-1.  PHI skied a PK over the crossbar before halftime and after cutting the lead in half, nearly scored a minute later but the ref called offsides nullifying the goal.  Had the ref done let the 50/50 call go to VAR the goal would've stood.  Alas, POR defeats their second consecutive Group A foe (beating 3A-New York City FC in the quarters) and will have a chance to make it 3-for-3 in Group A as they will face Group A winner Orlando City SC.  POR has won the past two matches despite having two days less rest than their opponent.  This time they will have one more day rest than ORL.

Host ORL roared with two Nani first-half goals, the first Nani just overpowering the defender to toe poke it past the goalkeeper and the second a world-class strike from outside the box.  Nani added a garbage time assist as ORL beat 2D-Minnesota United FC 3-1.  MIN's first goal came on a 50/50 offside where the ref correctly let it go and it was close enough VAR didn't even have to review it closely, just check it like all other goals.  ORL had just 7 shots but four were on goal.  The Final is Tuesday. 

Nani, Nani Part Two (8/6)

HDD BOOT DEVICE NOT FOUND, CA -- The evenly matched semifinal (ORL +150, MIN +175) between Orlando City SC and Minnesota United FC did not account for the Nani factor.  I wore my MIN jersey as I needed them to win to claim 2nd in the pool (it's pride!).  Of course, it didn't work when I wore my LA Galaxy jerseys for their 3 matches.  Rain and lightning delayed the match 79 minutes, the third such major weather delay in the tourney.

While MIN had most of the control and shots, it was Nani who scored twice in the first half in superstar fashion with the first him bullying the defender off a long pass over the top to slide it past the GK in the 36' and the second just scoring a world-class bender outside the box in the 42'.

MIN struggled but finally cut the lead in half in the 83' on a 50/50 offsides that was NOT called, thus it stood (whereas last night it was called and the goal was no good).  MIN had 17 shots and 13 corners but couldn't find the finishing touch (only 3 shots on goal).  ORL added a garbage time goal in the 90'+6' (Nani had the assist) to win 3-1 and advance to their first-ever major final.  ORL only had 7 shots but 4 were on goal.

No one got ORL which means everyone missed both finalists, the first time that has happened in our 36 HWCI NCAA and Soccer pools.   As a result, TarjetaRoja gets to keep 2nd place and The Six Foot Box claims 3rd.  There are 2 tied entries if people care about 7th or 10th place as the total goals scored stands at 7 with one match left to play.

Freeze Frame (8/5)

WATCHING INSANELY FUNNY "BUSTED" ON NETFLIX, CA -- After a rocky start with two teams dropping out due to positive COVID-19 cases and another match postponed with inconclusive results, the MLS is Back tournament has been lucky as there have been no more positive cases in four weeks and the MLS avoided the potential bad weather from Hurricane Isaias as their quarterfinals ended before it hit Florida and these semifinals are occurring after Isaias veered off the east coast and landed north of Florida.

The result was picture perfect sunset as the first semifinal kicked off.  Once again, 1F-Portland Timbers were playing with two days less rest than their opponent but were a slight favorite (+140 vs +180) and held a 6-1-3 record against 2A-Philadelphia Union.

Here is how the pool results shaped up as the match progressed.  TR = TarjetaRoja (2nd, 69 pts), T6FB = The Six Foot Box (3rd, 65 pts), D=K = Duetschland = Koenig (6th, 57 pts).  D=K needs PHI to win and then ORL to beat MIN tomorrow to force a tiebreaker with T6FB.

13': POR opens scoring, the first time PHI has trailed in the tourney (thanks to GK Andre Blake making 28 saves in the previous 5 matches).  D=K needs PHI to win which means at least 2 goals towards the tiebreaker for 3rd..

45'+1':  PK to PHI!  Well, more goals is okay for T6FB who would win the tiebreaker with D=K if PHI&ORL wins with 7 or more in the 2 semifinal and final matches.  First PK for PHI in the tourney and the 5th (!) PK POR has given up.

45'+2': PHI skies the PK over the crossbar.  None of the four semifinalists have made a regulation PK and are a combined 0-for-2 (ORL missed theirs).

70': POR capitalizes again on poor marking and go up 2-0.  If PHI is to win, the total goals would have be at least 4 now. D=K hoping for one of those PHI 3 goals in 15 minute spurts.

85':  PHI coming to alive and they finally score off a saved direct free kick.  3 goals and hope for D=K.

86':  Opportunistic, and PHI ties it... oh, offsides.  VAR looking at it.  Wow, I would say tie goes to the runner.  But because it was called offsides, no overwhelming evidence to overturn it.  Had it been called a goal, there would be no overwhelming evidence to overturn it.  Really, the refs have to let the 50/50s go to VAR.  That would have been 4 goals with PHI with a chance to win in PSO.  D=K can't believe it.  T6FB is looking at the easy way out (PHI loses) to secure at least 3rd place.

End:  A few more tries but PHI comes up short, losing 2-1.  D=K is eliminated and T6FB will finish either 2nd (bumping TR to 3rd) or 3rd, depending if his finalist pick of MIN wins tomorrow.  No one got POR keeping the standings the same.  POR has beaten the 3rd place team in Group A and now the 2nd place team.  Will they get a chance to knock of the 1st place team in Group A (ORL) in the Final?

Issue 8.3.2 "Real Silverware" (Semifinal Preview)

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Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Semifinal # 1 - Wednesday 5pm PDT - FS1			Semifinal # 2 - Thursday 5 pm PDT - ESPN2
2010-2018	1975 (NASL)- 2001 (A-League)- 2005 (USL)- 2011-2015-2018		2010-2014 (USL Pro)	2010 (USL Pro)- 2012-2013- 2016 (NASL)
PHI - Philadelphia Union (The U) "Jungite aut Perite"  #DOOP Sons of Ben "DOOP"	POR - Portland Timbers (The Timbers) "Forever Green & Gold" "Rose City 'Til I Die"  #RCTID Timbers Army "Green is the Color"		ORL - Orlando City SC (The Lions) "Forever Our City"  #OrlandoCity The Ruckus & The Iron Lion Firm "La Grande Victoria"	MIN - Minnesota United FC (The Loons) "Forever United"  #mnufc Dark Clouds & True North Elite "Wonderwall"
#10 | A4 | A Runner-Up | 4-0-1 5th Semifinal (USOC: '12, '14, '15, '18)	#13 | F4 | F Winner | 3-0-2 6th Semifinal (Cup: '13, '15, '18; USOC: '13, '19)		#22 | A1 |  A Winner | 3-0-2 2nd Semifinal (USOC: '19)	#4 | D4 | D Runner-Up | 2-0-3 2nd Semifinal (USOC: '19)

THREE TEAMS LOOKING FOR FIRST SILVERWARE
Two vying for final spot, will TarjetaRoja get to keep 2nd?

LITTLE TIME OFF, CA (smt) -- Interestingly, three of the four semifinalists actually made the U.S. Open Cup semifinals last year.  2D-Minnesota United FC reached the USOC final while 1F-Portland Timbers and 1A-Orlando City SC both lost in the semifinal.  2A-Philadelphia Union reached the USOC final in '18.  Of the four, POR is the only who has enjoyed success in the MLS Cup playoffs, winning the Cup in '15 and losing the final in '18.  Three of the four teams got their start in the 2nd or 3rd Division and if you include that, POR (NASL1, NASL Indoor, WACS/WSA/WSL, APSL/A-League, USL-1, USL D-2) reached the semifinals in the NASL1 ('75, '78), WSL ('89), and USL-1 ('07, 09), ORL (USL) reached the semifinals in the USL ('11, '12, '13), and MIN (USL D2 Pro, NASL2) reached the semifinals in the NASL2 ('11, '12, '14, '15).

Issue 7.3.1 "Topsy Turvy Tourney" (After Qtrs)

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Saturday, August 1, 2020

FOUR EXPANSION TEAMS IN PAST 10 YEARS ARE IN THE SEMIFINALS
Bobby Cee Racer wins the first-ever HWCI MLS Pool!  Two vying for final spot

KAYAKING IN LONG BEACH, CA (smt) -- The MLS may be celebrating its 25th anniversary but it's four expansion teams that will play in the semifinals.  2A-Philadelphia Union ('10), 1F-Portland Timbers ('11), 1A-Orlando City SC ('15), and 2D-Minnesota United FC ('17) all joined just in the last ten years.  Only POR has reached a conference final (Champion'15, Runners-up '18) with ORL never making the playoffs in their five years.  Three teams will be looking for their first major trophy (PHI lost in the U.S. Open Cup final three times and MIN once) which will be a big deal for their fans.  All the major favorites are gone (ATL, TOR, LAFC, RBNY, SKC, SEA) except for MIN, despite the Loons, who are undefeated in 2020 (3-0-2 in regular season, 4-0-3 overall), telling everyone they are the underdogs.

PHI scored 3 times in 15 minutes in the second half to blow past 1D-Sporting Kansas City, 3-1, while MIN scored twice in two minutes in the first half to beat the golden-shorted 1B-San Jose Earthquakes, 4-1.  POR scored twice in 11 minutes in the second half to break a 1-1 tie in rallying to win 3-1 over 3A-New York City FC.  Only the ORL and 2F-Los Angeles Football Club match provided drama all the way to the end.